Church of the
Smoking Chicken Fish
Embrace the path of prosperity under Lord Fishnu
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Worship the One True COD
In the beginning, there was the void. Then Lord Fishnu emerged from the primordial soup, part chicken, part fish, all divine. With a cigarette in his mouth and wisdom in his heart, he brought forth the sacred teachings of wealth and prosperity.
Now, faithful holders gather to receive his blessings and follow the path to becoming not broke, but merely pre-rich.
The Ten Chickenmandments
Sacred laws delivered by Lord Fishnu for all faithful holders
Thou shalt hold so he is richer than thou that sold
Thou shalt not covet another man's meme
Thou shalt work for your bags
Thou shalt treat your brothers SOL as if it is your own
Thou shalt never consider himself broke, only pre-rich
Thou shalt only smoke marlboro reds
Thou shalt always pay tithes to the one true COD
The one true COD will always forgive, but will make you buy back higher
Thou shalt take initials at 4x, so he can be a faithful servant
Thou shalt tell their brother about the one true COD
The Sacred Texts
The canonical scriptures of the Church, as ordained by Lord Fishnu himself. Study these texts and unlock the secrets to prosperity.
Think and Grow Rich
Napoleon Hill
The Science of Getting Rich
Wallace Wattles
The Magic of Thinking Big
David J. Schwartz
How to Win Friends and Influence People
Dale Carnegie
The 4 Agreements
Don Miguel Ruiz
The Greatest Salesman in the World
Og Mandino
The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership
John C. Maxwell
Divine Revelations
Dodging Negativity
The Divine Exhibition
Sacred Portrait
Join the Congregation
The one true COD will always forgive, but will make you buy back higher. Do not be left behind. Embrace the teachings of Lord Fishnu today.
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